Thursday, April 1, 2010
The Best April Fool's Day EVER
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called "California" there lived a beautiful princess who was married to an evil man called Satan. The Princess had put up with a great deal of crap off of Satan, and one day the princess had had enough. On a particularly beautiful Spring Day, the Princess decided to kick Satan's sorry ass to the curb. "Bye, bye. See you tonight." she said to Satan as he left for work that morning, knowing full well she was lying through her teeth. The Princess was boarding a plane for the east coast that very afternoon, and if she was lucky (and she was VERY lucky) she would never see Satan's sorry ass again. She started to dance and pack and sing. It was the mid-eighties and Annie Lennox was singing: "Would I Lie to You" on MTV, followed with Tina Turner with "What's Love Got to Do With It". As the Princess twirled and packed, a couple blue birds dropped in to help her neatly fold her panties and tuck them into her suitcase. The princess wrote note to Satan telling him she had enough of him and his foolishness and this was good-bye forever and ever and ever. The princess boarded the plane that very afternoon and flew far, far away, never to see Satan again. Without a doubt, it was THE BEST APRIL FOOL'S DAY ever!!!!
It took a few years, but the Princess found a REAL Prince and they lived happily ever after.
Satan eventually made his way to prison for assaulting another not so lucky Princess, which made our Princess kind of sad, but she felt very vindicated knowing that people rarely change and this guy really was Satan.