Sunday, December 12, 2010

Viva La Ugly Christmas Sweater!!!!

Christmas Sweater Party 2009

Fashionistas, a notoriously cranky bunch (I blame the shoes. You try being nice in five-inch stilettos). Pick-up any fashionista handbook and you will find the same people who can say "jeggings" with a straight face bemoaning the proliferation of holiday sweaters like it's this year's new flu strain. Word-up you fashion facists: We know the Christmas sweater is bad. That is why we love it. I believe Coco Channel (or was it Diana Vreeland?) said it best: "No taste is worse than bad taste".

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A new movement is afoot that promises to enshrine the "Ugly Christmas Sweater" right-up there with the other vestiges of the season, like mistletoe and trying to find parking place at the mall. It now seems so obvious, I still can't believe I didn't think of it myself: "The Ugly Christmas Sweater Party".

On set @ NBC, about to go on TV with my ugly sweater!

Instead of denigrating this beloved icon of the holiday season, we are donning our gay apparel and rocking around the Christmas tree. Hell, yeah!!! It's about time.

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What makes a truly fabulous Ugly Christmas sweater? First of all it help if you received it from a relative you only pretend to like.

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Donning some stupid headgear will kick-up the effect of your Ugly Christmas Sweater ten-fold. Something about an Ugly Christmas sweater just cries out for festive headgear.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

Not finished "Decking the Halls" or the yard? Wrap a little instant festivity around a tree.

sweater street art?

Of course, jingle bells, lights or anything you have to use a hot glue gun to adhere is even better. Tights and Christmas boxers??? Whoo-hoo and party-on!!!

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So instead of pooh-poohing this fabulous "Fashion Don't", slap on a Santa hat or a mistletoe head-band: We're going caroling.


  1. I don't own a single sweater, Christmas or otherwise! lol They make me sweat. :P
    i just had to ask my daughter wth "jeggings" were yesterday. Who knew?