Scandal errupted in Tampa Bay this week as a suspicious photo surfaced of an unnamed army officer's wife -- one "J. Kelley" -- was spotted wearing what looks to be a garment known as a "Snuggie" and/or "Slanket" (which everyone knows is just a backwards bathrobe).
Kelley swears she was just cold and it only happened once when her husband was away. She denies rumors that she was also wearing a pair of lime green Crocs (which everyone knows should only be worn if one is gardening). Sources close to Mrs. Kelley claim that she has fully disclosed her fashion faux paux to her spouse who goes by the suspicious codename "Bulldog".
Mrs. Kelley could not be reached for further comment.
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